Dinosaur vomit

dukeofnachos:

kurosaki224:

happyhaunter:

steve and bucky are startled by a levitating knife

It’s been ten minutes why am I still laughing

"the future is so scary"

mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.

mysharona1987:

Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

m-ilki:

cheskasmagicshire:

oswinoswut:

what if hans just swore all the time?

Seems like an accurate portrayal of his character from what I know about him tbh.

the gifs match up with what it looks like hes saying and my life is ultimately complete now

veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

grimelords:

rob your friends

grimelords:

rob your friends

calibornsbottomboo:

a fairytale where a young girl is kidnapped and forced to marry a demon king and instead of being like no! never! shes like fine as long as i get to help you destroy and hes like lol cool but soon shes doing a bit too much and her husband king is like okay enough power and shes like bye see you in the dungeon and hes like what and hes dragged away cause now everyone is more loyal to her and she reigns over the underworld and the surface world with a cold iron fist

guy:

cannibalism

guy:

cannibalism

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

[mutters angrily about good looking teenagers]

[mutters angrily about good looking teenagers]

talonsandwings: