BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
hmmm something’s wrong here…. just can’t put my finger on it
Literally every one of those women’s costumes have a “Yandy” watermark. I’m going to flip my shit. How many times do I have to say it.
YANDY IS A LINGERIE SITE. THEY SELL LINGERIE, FOR WOMEN TO BE SEXY IN. FOR SEX. IT’S. WHAT. THEY. SELL.
THEY ARE NOT AN AVERAGE STORE. THESE ARE NOT YOUR AVERAGE CHOICES. STOP BEING MISLEADING.
omfg thIS MEANS PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN SESAME STREET LINGERIE
A whole new world of possibility just opened up to me.
CHRISTMAS IS COMING.
oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene
johanna mason literally said “fuck you” to president snow but he’s like “oh shit katniss done made herself a bird”
Me before social events
i cant stop laughing cause espeon and umbreon are all majestic and psychicing shit up but fuckin vaporeon comes along and its like BLARGARGLAGRGAARLRARLURAH
Pretty sure that’s how it went down. There’s no other explanation to why there are so many of them.
Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors
- Because you wanna
- Being punk rock
- Looking hella cute
- Small children’s reactions
u can’t just make the bad guy hot and tell me that i’m suposed to hate him
REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP